snapscube:

oh hell yeah abbra kedaber bitches!!!!

Penny you’ve killed all the bitches

katswenski:

Don’t mix alcohol and energy drinks, kids, it’s not good for you. Neither is drinking four solo cups worth of energy shots. 

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shikuuz:

he angery

That last one looks like a still from a Chris Cunningham video

misty-sparkles:

When I first heard Marx was a Smash Ultimate boss, that was really cool and I was and am super happy, and it’s still cool. The model they made for his winged form is beautiful. But it’s like once I saw the other bosses: Giga Bowser, Ganon, robot from previous Smash game, Monster Hunter dragon, Master Hand & Crazy Hand. It’s like… Marx, what are you doing here? I’m glad you’re here, but you’re like a chaotic dumbass jester that was the final boss in a whole one Kirby game from the 90s and its remake. Then you did nothing but very small cameos until Star Allies, where you were not a boss, and in fact, and ally.

I would’ve expected Kracko or Dark Matter for the Smash boss, but no, it’s the clown bastard. I mean, thank god, but it’s weird right? Between this and Star Allies, I hope this means full reintegration of Marx back into the Kirby series, but still.

Sakurai gets one creative decision for himself in exchange for catering to the Smash community’s every whim

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041:

Of course, I’ve written about this multiple times.

elizabethsandifer:

kellyclowers:

scruffsmcgoogle:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

That’s a salty in Australia. American alligators don’t get that big

Who the fuck listens to this video and thinks “oh yeah, that’s a southerner and not an Australian”? Ffs.

Maybe the op made a mental leap from “alligators are wild in Australia” to “the American south also has alligators”?

Though as later clarified the alligators in America are less wild

So apparently the new bane of my Tumblr existence is funnyman irony chuckleheads reblogging my post about the MC Ride Beatles post

bmatf:

MC Ride (Stefan Burnett) talking about the legacy of The Beatles during his interview with Pitchfork, November 19th, 2012.

This MC Ride Beatles post is the bane of my Tumblr existence because everything in the subtitles came from one of Piero Scaruffi’s garbage elitist essays, and I can never tell if people are reblogging it because of the inherent irony of the Death Grips guy saying any of these things, or if it’s actually been made to seem more convincing coming from the mouth of someone else

Like I get the impulse to dunk on sacred cows and it’s necessary but literally your average troll needling people about how “Boom Clap” is better than The Rolling Stones discography or whatever does a better job of it than this blowhard

brightcoat:

the-macra:

brightcoat:

this is now a kirby lore blog

kirby lore is deep as shit. ask me questions about korb

is kirby related to legendary comic artist jack kirby

no

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